Happy New Year lovely people! New Years Eve was a quiet one for Steve and I, we stayed in, we drank some wine and we watched the fireworks on tv, it was bliss and Em more than made up for us - she went out at 4pm and got in at 7am, she's her father's daughter for sure! Steve and I went to York on NYD. Not a total success in that the weather was pants and 90% of the shops were shut, Jessops wasn't so we did come home with a fab new point and shoot so there will be blogging and there will be photos! My fab "proper" camera takes amazing pics but I get completely precious about it and spend hours striving for perfect and of course without a macro lens there is no chance of good close up pics. My new point and shoot remedies all of this so I am looking forward to getting back into beauty blogging in 2012.
I have a few things planned, I am working on a facial oil comparison post as I now have the Sanctuary Oil, Clarins Santal and Liz Earle Superskin Concentrate - this year I am going to concentrate on posts about stuff that I would like to have been able to find but couldn't, facial oil comparisons was one of them. I am also going to compare Aveda and Kerastase hair care soon. There will be pics of the 2 perfumes I got for xmas (Miller Harris La Fumee and Penhaligon's Juniper Sling - I know spoilt rotten) and a review of sorts as I am crap at describing scents!
But for now a teaser from the new camera! I bought Em the Nails Inc Glitterati collection. To. Die. For. Even if you have to have your nails sandblasted to remove it! Check this out - this pic is missing the purple glitter the proper post will include it.
If insane nail bling is your thing this is a post you wont want to miss!
x
Hello! This used to be a beauty blog, but that got old so now its just a blog, random stuff that I think is interesting, hope you do too! That said if all this talk of lipstick is making you want to eat your own face you might prefer this http://deborahsmythphotography.blogspot.co.uk/ my photo blog! Email: ihavemostlybeen@hotmail.co.uk
Monday, 2 January 2012
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
The Office Christmas Party
You don't remember getting in, you can tell by the way your eyes are stuck together that you didn't remove your false lashes, let alone your make up, you are definitely going to spontaneously combust if you attempt to move and yet at the same time if you don't get a drink right now you are going to start sipping your nail varnish remover. So far so bad. And then. And then you remember. You are going to have to hand in your notice, move house and have plastic surgery. Yep, it's the morning after the Office Christmas Party. Dun Dun Dun (dramatic music, work with me here). As a warning to you all I am going to share my most shameful Office Christmas Party story. Christ, I am blushing already!!
Now as you would appreciate this sordid affair happened a very very long time ago, right back when I was 19. 1985 to be exact, yea yea laugh it up. So starting at the very beginning I was doing a Youth Training Scheme - basically I worked 40 hrs a week for our Local Authority for the princely sum of £25 a week. The benefit to me was that I gained "experience" (and then some, but not quite what the Government had in mind I suspect) and the benefit to them was, well manifold to be fair - cheap labour being the least of it. My boss was a rather terrifying lady who when she liked you was your best mate and when she did not was the scariest fricken woman I have ever met. She never really liked me. At the time I really didn't understand why. Now, I do. A (as we shall call her cos I can't be arsed typing Annette continually) would have been in her mid to late 30's I think, she might even have been older, I never really bothered to think about it at the time. One day about a week before the xmas party I was summoned to her office. She was holding a black dress that had thin, widely spaced, straps from the shoulder down the sleeve - an early version of the much admired Liz Hurley safety pin number, but from Dorothy Perkins. She asked me if I was wearing exactly the same dress to the office party and I confirmed that I was. She then stared at my chest. My beautiful, bountiful, super perky chest. "And are you wearing a bra with it?" she demanded. Had I been a smidge more savvy my response might have included the words "sexual harassment" but as it was I replied that it would be a crime to encumber such natural exuberance, or something similar. (I really did have fab boobs back in the day!) She sort of grunted at me and I considered myself dismissed. It was only many many years later that I realised that in that moment I was the most hated woman ever. Can you imagine being late 30's and frankly rather past your prime (she was, I'm not saying it goes with the territory) and knowing that you are going to front up at the office Christmas party in THE SAME DRESS as the 19yr old work experience girl with the fantastic tits? I can actually feel her pain tbh!
This is not the worst of it. So the fateful evening arrives, I have added a pair of silk french knickers, fishnet stockings and killer heels to the dress. You know what, my mum was convinced I was a virgin til the day I married, reading back that sentence her naivety almost beggars belief doesn't it!! A is wearing a strapless bra that has squished what bust she has into an unattractive bolster shape and she is wearing pants, tights, pants on top to hold her tights up and some nice low heeled comfortable shoes (of course I have no idea about the pants/tights/pants combo but its highly likely). I was single and ready to mingle. A had brought her fiance. You may have some idea where this is going round about now! Sooooo having danced away to Saving All My Love For You, The Sun Always Shines on TV and The Power of Love, having drunk more malibu than anyone sane ever should I find myself being pressed into a dark corner for a long, and as I recall very very VERY nice snog by someone who was quite clearly thoroughly enjoying the experience, if you get my drift. And when we came up for air my boss, his Fiancee was standing behind us with a face like thunder. She'it. Luckily I left the Country 6 months later although the two were unrelated! (In my defence I suspect with hindsight that she probably did rather well out of it, as Tom Jones once said - I pumped up the tyres, but she got to ride the bike.)
So let that be a warning to you, Office Party's are inherently fraught with danger! I can't be the only one though, surely? I would LOVE to hear your most shameful office party experience - are you brave enough to share, oh and if you want to go anon please do!!
Now as you would appreciate this sordid affair happened a very very long time ago, right back when I was 19. 1985 to be exact, yea yea laugh it up. So starting at the very beginning I was doing a Youth Training Scheme - basically I worked 40 hrs a week for our Local Authority for the princely sum of £25 a week. The benefit to me was that I gained "experience" (and then some, but not quite what the Government had in mind I suspect) and the benefit to them was, well manifold to be fair - cheap labour being the least of it. My boss was a rather terrifying lady who when she liked you was your best mate and when she did not was the scariest fricken woman I have ever met. She never really liked me. At the time I really didn't understand why. Now, I do. A (as we shall call her cos I can't be arsed typing Annette continually) would have been in her mid to late 30's I think, she might even have been older, I never really bothered to think about it at the time. One day about a week before the xmas party I was summoned to her office. She was holding a black dress that had thin, widely spaced, straps from the shoulder down the sleeve - an early version of the much admired Liz Hurley safety pin number, but from Dorothy Perkins. She asked me if I was wearing exactly the same dress to the office party and I confirmed that I was. She then stared at my chest. My beautiful, bountiful, super perky chest. "And are you wearing a bra with it?" she demanded. Had I been a smidge more savvy my response might have included the words "sexual harassment" but as it was I replied that it would be a crime to encumber such natural exuberance, or something similar. (I really did have fab boobs back in the day!) She sort of grunted at me and I considered myself dismissed. It was only many many years later that I realised that in that moment I was the most hated woman ever. Can you imagine being late 30's and frankly rather past your prime (she was, I'm not saying it goes with the territory) and knowing that you are going to front up at the office Christmas party in THE SAME DRESS as the 19yr old work experience girl with the fantastic tits? I can actually feel her pain tbh!
This is not the worst of it. So the fateful evening arrives, I have added a pair of silk french knickers, fishnet stockings and killer heels to the dress. You know what, my mum was convinced I was a virgin til the day I married, reading back that sentence her naivety almost beggars belief doesn't it!! A is wearing a strapless bra that has squished what bust she has into an unattractive bolster shape and she is wearing pants, tights, pants on top to hold her tights up and some nice low heeled comfortable shoes (of course I have no idea about the pants/tights/pants combo but its highly likely). I was single and ready to mingle. A had brought her fiance. You may have some idea where this is going round about now! Sooooo having danced away to Saving All My Love For You, The Sun Always Shines on TV and The Power of Love, having drunk more malibu than anyone sane ever should I find myself being pressed into a dark corner for a long, and as I recall very very VERY nice snog by someone who was quite clearly thoroughly enjoying the experience, if you get my drift. And when we came up for air my boss, his Fiancee was standing behind us with a face like thunder. She'it. Luckily I left the Country 6 months later although the two were unrelated! (In my defence I suspect with hindsight that she probably did rather well out of it, as Tom Jones once said - I pumped up the tyres, but she got to ride the bike.)
So let that be a warning to you, Office Party's are inherently fraught with danger! I can't be the only one though, surely? I would LOVE to hear your most shameful office party experience - are you brave enough to share, oh and if you want to go anon please do!!
Friday, 9 December 2011
Christmas Tree Friday
Since Emily and Tom were really little Christmas Tree Friday has been a big family tradition in our house. Nineteen years since we had our first child and now our entire Christmas is chock full of strongly upheld family traditions to be honest.
Back in the day daddy would load the car with 2 littles and a wodge of cash and the warning not to come home with anything too big and away they'd go the three of them giggling in their collusion. I'd stay at home and vacuum the lounge ready for our new arrival, get the wrapped presents out of hiding and on our bed ready to be ceremoniously carried through and put under the tree and in charge of refreshments; a beer for daddy and hot chocolate for the littles. Often an hour later they'd return with some behemoth of a tree lashed to the roof, bright red cheeks, runny noses and shiny eyes - and that was just daddy. Then there'd be the song and dance of getting the ruddy great tree into the house followed by yet more vacuuming to get up the pine needles that someone was already crying about having stood on. In the very early years Em and Tom were allowed to hand me the decorations and I would apply them to the tree, which would remain tastefully tinsel free. I decided that each year the kids would be able to buy one bauble each so that by the time they were grown ups with kids of their own the tree would be decorated in baubles that had some history and meaning, I even planned to buy a note book and write down who picked which bauble and in which year, I bitterly regret not doing that now, how lovely would that have been? That said the majority of the baubles are still the ones that they have picked over the years. As the kids got older they were allowed to decorate the tree, so we had 37 baubles at 3' and 37 more at 2' and I had to go into the garage and swig sherry and scream into a pillow. Then once they had gone to bed I'd "fix" the tree. Control freak.
Usually the tree would go up on the last Friday before Christmas, this year due to having a million and one things to do in the run up to Christmas we have decided that it has to be a week earlier. It's such a big deal to Em that she has taken the day off! This year Tom wont be going along to purchase the tree as he is in college and I have to stay here because we have guests due to arrive throughout the day so Steve and Em will go off for a bit of father daughter bonding and tree purchasing. One of our other family traditions is that each year I would decorate the table for Christmas dinner with a different colour theme, always a secret that wasn't revealed until they all came through for dinner. Some years this worked better than others. One year I went for jewel colours on a white cloth, bought fantastic jewel toned napkins and crackers, filled little glass jars with colour glass dragees and scattered more glass dragees over the table. In real life, by candlelight it was magical and very opulent looking. On Boxing day when we sat down to watch our Christmas day video my beautiful scattered dragees looked exactly as if the table was swarming with cockroaches - not quite the look I had been going for! Now that Em is grown up she joins in with the table planning and as we have decided on this years colour theme she is in charge of sourcing anything she can for the table today too whilst she is out with her dad. Two years ago Christmas Tree Friday was a very drunken affair, Em and I did the tree along with a bottle of prosecco and moved onto the amaretto all the while singing carols at the top of our voices, Steve and Tom were delighted.
Last year our Christmas was a very low key affair, we had hoped to be out of the guest house and in our new home for Christmas, until the purchasers pulled out on 6th December, I was beyond heart broken at the realisation that I wasn't finally going to live a normal life only sharing my home with my immediate family rather than a procession of strangers and that we would be working 7 days a week for several more years and we were going to a wedding in Ireland on Boxing Day so there didn't seem much point in spending a great deal of time decorating the house. We did have Christmas Tree Friday and the tree looked beautiful but the joy was missing. This year we have picked ourselves up, come to terms with staying at the guest house and are determined that this is going to be our best Christmas ever!
This post will get photos later this weekend, I'll tweet when I've added them!
Back in the day daddy would load the car with 2 littles and a wodge of cash and the warning not to come home with anything too big and away they'd go the three of them giggling in their collusion. I'd stay at home and vacuum the lounge ready for our new arrival, get the wrapped presents out of hiding and on our bed ready to be ceremoniously carried through and put under the tree and in charge of refreshments; a beer for daddy and hot chocolate for the littles. Often an hour later they'd return with some behemoth of a tree lashed to the roof, bright red cheeks, runny noses and shiny eyes - and that was just daddy. Then there'd be the song and dance of getting the ruddy great tree into the house followed by yet more vacuuming to get up the pine needles that someone was already crying about having stood on. In the very early years Em and Tom were allowed to hand me the decorations and I would apply them to the tree, which would remain tastefully tinsel free. I decided that each year the kids would be able to buy one bauble each so that by the time they were grown ups with kids of their own the tree would be decorated in baubles that had some history and meaning, I even planned to buy a note book and write down who picked which bauble and in which year, I bitterly regret not doing that now, how lovely would that have been? That said the majority of the baubles are still the ones that they have picked over the years. As the kids got older they were allowed to decorate the tree, so we had 37 baubles at 3' and 37 more at 2' and I had to go into the garage and swig sherry and scream into a pillow. Then once they had gone to bed I'd "fix" the tree. Control freak.
Usually the tree would go up on the last Friday before Christmas, this year due to having a million and one things to do in the run up to Christmas we have decided that it has to be a week earlier. It's such a big deal to Em that she has taken the day off! This year Tom wont be going along to purchase the tree as he is in college and I have to stay here because we have guests due to arrive throughout the day so Steve and Em will go off for a bit of father daughter bonding and tree purchasing. One of our other family traditions is that each year I would decorate the table for Christmas dinner with a different colour theme, always a secret that wasn't revealed until they all came through for dinner. Some years this worked better than others. One year I went for jewel colours on a white cloth, bought fantastic jewel toned napkins and crackers, filled little glass jars with colour glass dragees and scattered more glass dragees over the table. In real life, by candlelight it was magical and very opulent looking. On Boxing day when we sat down to watch our Christmas day video my beautiful scattered dragees looked exactly as if the table was swarming with cockroaches - not quite the look I had been going for! Now that Em is grown up she joins in with the table planning and as we have decided on this years colour theme she is in charge of sourcing anything she can for the table today too whilst she is out with her dad. Two years ago Christmas Tree Friday was a very drunken affair, Em and I did the tree along with a bottle of prosecco and moved onto the amaretto all the while singing carols at the top of our voices, Steve and Tom were delighted.
(the ultimate bokeh pic? apart from the fact that there is no focal point!)
Last year our Christmas was a very low key affair, we had hoped to be out of the guest house and in our new home for Christmas, until the purchasers pulled out on 6th December, I was beyond heart broken at the realisation that I wasn't finally going to live a normal life only sharing my home with my immediate family rather than a procession of strangers and that we would be working 7 days a week for several more years and we were going to a wedding in Ireland on Boxing Day so there didn't seem much point in spending a great deal of time decorating the house. We did have Christmas Tree Friday and the tree looked beautiful but the joy was missing. This year we have picked ourselves up, come to terms with staying at the guest house and are determined that this is going to be our best Christmas ever!
Thats better!
This post will get photos later this weekend, I'll tweet when I've added them!
Friday, 2 December 2011
The shitest of weeks
Bloody hell am I glad to see the back of this week.
I started off on a major high, Monday evening at Slimming World I got my 1 stone award, won slimmer of the week and slimmer of the month. I was of course delighted even though that 1st stone is the first of at least several that I could do with losing!
From there on it has all been down hill. The company I work for is based in Kent, where we lived until 10 years ago. Because I freelance when we moved up here from Kent I brought my work with me, lucky me. I have made friends for life with some of the people that I work with and whilst I see some of them a couple of times a year there are others that I only ever see at out xmas part and I really really miss them. The Christmas party last year didnt happen because of the snow and given the whole guest house sale falling through on 6th December and me thinking my life had ended I was in no mood to party anyway. This year I was super excited about the party. OH and I always make a real treat of it seeing as we get so little time off. We set off at about 10am, take a bottle of fizz for the room and generally are in Kent by 2pm. We have a bit of alone time, an absolute rarity, open our fizz and enjoy one anothers company, quick nap, long bath and then all the fun of getting dressed up and ready for a terrific night with our friends. I love it.
Spent Tuesday and Wednesday really looking forward to heading down to Kent on Friday. On Weds eve had a fight with OH. Its not unusual tbh. On Thursday morning he announced that he wasn't going to go to Kent to go to the party. You can imagine how pissed off I was. Instantly messaged Em to see if she had enough leave to be able to come with me, she messaged straight back that she would love to come - she knows most of the people I work with as they were friends outside work when we lived in Kent though most of them remember her as a 10 yr old not the gorgeous nearly 20 yr old she is now! I was made up, quality time away with my girl, still get the whole hotel pampering thing without the threat of gratuitous sex, fantastic.
And then. Emily got up this morning and could barely breathe. She has really severe asthma and things have taken a real turn for the worse this year, it was quickly apparent that instead of belting down the A1 we were going to be spending our day in A&E. Initially it was really worrying, all her usual asthma symptoms were fine and there was some concern that the problem was with her heart, after some monitoring her heart was given the all clear, so then they decided to do chest x rays and blood test to check she didnt have a chest infection. Chest x ray was fine, bloods not so much. Em has crap veins. The nurse tried her left elbow and got nowhere, the Dr came in and he decided that her veins were so awful that he would need to use a butterfly - a lovely comfortable name for a very long, very thin needle that goes in a very long way, nice work who ever came up with that one. Initially he tried her wrist, but stopped when he still wasn't hitting a vein and she was pretty much in tears, he then said the only other option was her foot - agony. I asked him if he would have another go this time on her other elbow, basically on the put it in and wiggle it about and hope to hit a vein approach, anything being better than having a needle put into your foot. Em was a star and the Dr did his bit and although it took a while he managed to snag a vein and get the bloods he needed. I think its safe to say that Em is now over her needle phobia. So the xray and the bloods came back clear and they decided that quite possibly coughing from a recent cold had meant that Em had damaged some ligaments in her chest and these were causing the pain which was causing the rapid, shallow breathing. So all's well that ends well, Em is home and although she is knackered and full of holes she is fine. Thank god. We came close to losing her when she was 11 and I NEVER want to go there again.
*Why do I think I am going to regret typing that?
Wednesday, 16 November 2011
Creative Writing
Last night in creative writing we were given a list of titles to pick from and had 45 minutes to write a short story. This is mine.
Shopping with Mary.
‘Milk, tea,
bread, eggs. I fancy a nice pork chop
for lunch, would you like that love?’ Bill sat at the kitchen table writing the
shopping list. Thursday morning the routine is always the same, bus into town,
post office to collect pension, do the shopping and then get the bus home to
make lunch. Bill pushed his chair back
from the table and it squeaked on the faded lino
‘sorry love’ he says, Mary hates
that he slides his chair rather than lifting it. He clears the breakfast things from the table
and puts them into the sink
‘we can do the dishes later, can’t
we princess?’ he says and smiles at Mary.
Mary doesn’t say much these days, although she was never much of a one
for chatter. That’s why Bill fell in
love with her. That friend of hers, Marjorie, was courting his friend Harry and
they suggested a double date. Marjorie
never stopped talking all evening and when Bill walked Mary home she had said
‘you must think I’m awfully dull
compared to Marjorie’ and Bill had confessed that he found Marjorie’s chatter
annoying. Mary had smiled then, a
beautiful smile that made her eyes twinkle.
Six months later they married and had celebrated their 55th
wedding anniversary in August.
Bill stood at
the sink as he rinsed the tea pot, Mary always liked a cuppa as soon as they
got back with the shopping – kettle on even before taking her hat off.
‘looks like a cold one today, dry
though, but I’ll make sure to get our gloves’ Bill dries the tea pot and puts it
onto the work top next to the tea caddy for later.
He went into the
hall and reached their coats down, he picked Marys hat off the shelf above and
paused. He looked down at her worn,
plum, felt hat and smiled ‘shan’t be
needing that today old chap’ he said to himself.
The bus journey
into town was uneventful, 15 minutes all told if the traffic was good. Bill and Mary always kept themselves to
themselves, not like some of them mind.
Some days it was like a trip to the seaside with the laughing and
chatting that went on. Today it was
quiet though, Mary preferred it that
way. She liked to look out of the window
and watch the fields roll by. As Autumn
had faded into Winter the countryside had been leached of colour, the sky, the
fields and the hedgerows blended together in varying shades of grey. Bill hated this time of year, he loved Spring
and watching for lambs, green shoots and the first day the sun warmed his face
through the window of the bus.
‘roll on Spring’ he said to Mary.
The Post Office
was only a short walk from the bus station, uphill, but as Mary liked to point
out better to be walking down hill with the shopping than up. She’d always been
a half full sort of girl and practical with it.
‘looks like there’s not much of a
queue today Mary love, not like last week.
Tax disc week, do you remember? Had to stand outside in the cold didn’t
we?’ said Bill as he pushed the door open.
The queue moved quickly and once Bill had the pension safely in his
wallet it was time to do the shopping.
The supermarket
stood where the old Fine Fare had been.
Bill used to like Fine Fare, for one thing they didn’t move everything around
at every whip and flip. He could be in
and out in ten minutes on a good day.
This place though, bread went from one end of the shop to the other
without warning, he spent more time hunting for stuff than actually putting
things into the trolley. Sometimes it
was enough to make him swear, but only quietly under his breath: Mary didn’t
like language.
‘eggs, bread, milk’ Bill read from
the list ‘tea, musn’t forget your tea now lovely. And how about a nice bit of batenburg for
this afternoon?’ Bill put the tea and
cake into the trolley.
‘pork chops! I nearly forgot the pork chops, losing my marbles I
reckon.’ Said Bill as he doubled back to pick up a tray of chops.
‘right then girl, I think we are done here, let’s get this lot aid
for and get home for a nice cup of tea.’
The bus home was
noisy. Young girls with babies and push
chairs, some of them didn’t look old enough, and the language! A couple of times Bill heard Mary tut and he
wanted to tell the girls that they didn’t ought to use language like that round
other people, but he didn’t Mary wouldn’t like a scene.
Bill pushed the
door open with the shopping bag and, with a groan, lifted the bags onto the
table. He reached over and flicked the
kettle on.
‘nice cup of tea before I put the
chops on’ he said as he unbuttoned his coat.
He went into the hall and hung his coat next to Mary’s. He stopped and ran his hand over the familiar
grey wool of Mary’s coat. He resisted the
urge to lift the coat down and bury his face in the collar. The last of her perfume was long gone. The wool now smelt old and slightly damp.
Bill walked back
into the kitchen and looked at Mary’s chair.
Mary’s empty chair. He sighed.
‘pot of tea for one’ he said.
Saturday, 5 November 2011
Bit late for Halloween, Kevin
This is an actual email that has landed in my in box this afternoon:
Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Kevin and I am an investigator of a small team of Paranormal Investigators called Hunters of Paranormal Experience H.O.P.E . We provide Paranormal Investigation’s to locations that may have experienced some form of possible paranormal activity whether it be in the past or present. I would like to ask for me and my team to have permission to conduct an investigation at The Pinfold Guest House.
We have already investigated some impressive venues such as Mosborough Hall, The Sheffield Lyceum Theatre, Manor Lodge and Hallam FM which was featured in the Sheffield Star. We have also investigated a number of public houses and several private investigations too. We have gathered together some exciting evidence so far from our investigations and are always looking to further this.
We are a fully insured Professional Paranormal Investigation Group, and can provide proof if required. The reason for us to be insured is to give locations a peace of mind regarding their property and the safety of it, and any person involved during the time of our investigation. We can assure you that any investigation would have no affect on your business whatsoever and would not take up any of your time as it would be done in the evening or during the night at a time and date to suit your needs. Yourself or a member of your staff are welcome to join us on the night should you feel safer with this.
We are also a member of the UKBPA (United Kingdom British Paranormal Association). You cannot get any better credentials in the world of paranormal investigations than this at this moment and if you were to search online for “paranormal groups”, you wouldn’t find many that have insurance. There could be many reasons for this, but I feel that as a group of Professional Investigators, you need to be prepared to take the extra steps needed to look after locations, people and the environments we investigate. This is something that we are proud to provide.
As a group we use a vast selection of equipment during our investigations and use mediums, to back up any readings that we may pick up during the investigation and we are always improving on this. We do investigate thoroughly and try and debunk or give any natural reasons for anything that we find before we go down the road of calling any location haunted.
We provide full back up of ANYTHING we capture, whether it is a lot or simply nothing but you will receive full copies of this evidence for you to make up your own mind and we can also visit you after the investigation and go through the evidence that we found at length should you like us to. All we ask after is that with your permission, we be allowed to show highlights of the investigation on our website but please be assured that any evidence you would like to be kept confidential, will be so. So with your permission, could we arrange to meet up with you and discuss the possibility of conducting a paranormal investigation at The Pinfold Guest House.
I would be grateful if you could reply if only to say you are not interested so that we can remove you from our contact list for future re-contact campaigns.
Many thanks,
We can assure you that any investigation would have no affect on your business whatsoever and would not take up any of your time as it would be done in the evening or during the night at a time and date to suit your needs.
Kevin, I challenge you to remove your head from your arse and to hazard a guess as to when a GUEST HOUSE might just be at it's very busiest. Ta Dah! FFS Kevin, people like you are the reason skilled paranormal investigators are forced to make their living working with the likes of Yvette Fielding.
Friday, 4 November 2011
Revlon Black Cherry & Boots No 7 Metallic Grey Eye shadow stick
I am celebrating recovering from a very very stressful 30 mins. I went to the hairdresser, Modesty Brown has probably just passed out - the words "hairdresser" and "stressful" in the same sentence are all too familiar to her. For the last 9 months the same person has cut my hair and I have loved it every time, he makes me look fabulous which is no mean feat. Today he said "what are we doing" and I said "EXACTLY the same as last time, I love how you cut my hair please don't change a thing, especially not the chin length bits at the front, not them, dont cut them, I need them the length they are". He heard "whatevs mate, anything you fancy tbh, here sits a woman that doesnt care". I was feeling physically sick in the car on the way home, convinced he had fucked up my hair. He had cut layers into the sides and sliced into the chin length front bits so that they were no longer the longest bit of my hair, making the term "graduated" redundant at best, he said "I have trimmed this bit up so it gives it a rounder shape". Can he not see my face? It's round. I do not need roundness in my hair. Just to put this into perspective for you, 98% of the time the only bit about me that I like even a tiny little bit is my hair. It is that vital.
Anyway panic over! I got home, washed and blow dried and its all ok. He has sliced into the front bits and whilst in my opinion that warrants me coating his testicles in honey and letting fire ants loose on them, most normal people would probably consider that an over reaction. Prior to the hair debacle I went into Boots on a mission for Revlon Black Cherry lipstick for my "big night out in Manchester". I am planning the full works; smouldering eyes and wanton lips. Black Cherry is a storming lipstick for a wanton lip! I can't do red red it makes me look and feel a bit weird but this I just drank a gallon of red wine lip colour is wonderful, I feel like sex on a stick to be honest!! It definitely needs a lip liner and then careful application with a brush, applying from the bullet is likely to end in tears. Oh and your lips need to be in tip top nick too.
I also found a No 7 voucher lurking in the purse and the Metallic Grey eye shadow stick was just yelling my name, its a cream shadow and my plan was to apply it all over the lid as a base and then build up my smoky eye from there. I have discovered you need to work quick with this stuff, once it sets there's no budging it and blending is not happening. That said as a teflon base its fantastic, I applied black shadow to the crease and blended for about an hour and a half, light shadow on brow bone and then full on sparkly lighter shadow into the corner to stop me looking like a witch. Frankly I could snog myself. Want to see a photo. Or 2?
Getting messy drunk wearing this much slap is going to be abyssmal. A word to the wise - if you are coming with me to Manchester and post pics of me on facebook taken at 2am when this lot has slid all round my face, you and I will no longer be friends.
Anyway panic over! I got home, washed and blow dried and its all ok. He has sliced into the front bits and whilst in my opinion that warrants me coating his testicles in honey and letting fire ants loose on them, most normal people would probably consider that an over reaction. Prior to the hair debacle I went into Boots on a mission for Revlon Black Cherry lipstick for my "big night out in Manchester". I am planning the full works; smouldering eyes and wanton lips. Black Cherry is a storming lipstick for a wanton lip! I can't do red red it makes me look and feel a bit weird but this I just drank a gallon of red wine lip colour is wonderful, I feel like sex on a stick to be honest!! It definitely needs a lip liner and then careful application with a brush, applying from the bullet is likely to end in tears. Oh and your lips need to be in tip top nick too.
I also found a No 7 voucher lurking in the purse and the Metallic Grey eye shadow stick was just yelling my name, its a cream shadow and my plan was to apply it all over the lid as a base and then build up my smoky eye from there. I have discovered you need to work quick with this stuff, once it sets there's no budging it and blending is not happening. That said as a teflon base its fantastic, I applied black shadow to the crease and blended for about an hour and a half, light shadow on brow bone and then full on sparkly lighter shadow into the corner to stop me looking like a witch. Frankly I could snog myself. Want to see a photo. Or 2?
Getting messy drunk wearing this much slap is going to be abyssmal. A word to the wise - if you are coming with me to Manchester and post pics of me on facebook taken at 2am when this lot has slid all round my face, you and I will no longer be friends.
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